The Moment People Realized They Were Dating a Dummy

Sometimes we don’t realize it at the time… but the person we’re dating isn’t the sharpest tool in the shed. It can take just one moment, or one comment, that really gets you realizing “Wow, this person’s lacking some common sense.” Members of the “Buzzfeed Community” have experienced this and are sharing the moments they realized they were dating a dummy.

  • "I once told a guy I was dating he needed more humility, and he literally responded with 'Why would I want to be humiliated?'"
  • "They were curious about the amount of fat in water."
  • "He got dicey fajitas from Chili's, got food poisoning, and then ate the leftovers."
  • "My ex would only drink whole milk because when he saw 2% milk, he thought, What’s the other 98%? He thought he was a genius."
  • "I had to teach my ex how to locate a book in a library. We were both college graduates."
  • "My ex asked me, 'What kind of animal is Mickey Mouse?' I just kept saying back, 'Say that again…slower.'"
  • "I once briefly dated a dude who thought sweetened coffee had zero calories because 'the sugar has dissolved, so it’s not there.'”
  • "She said playing basketball makes you taller. Her proof was all the tall people playing basketball."
  • "We were talking about dinosaurs and he was shocked to hear they were real. Then, he proceeded to ask me if they really breathed fire. He thought dinosaurs and dragons were the same thing."
  • "When he said he’d make pancakes and then put the dry powder directly in the hot pan."

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Source: Buzzfeed

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