Do you have some embarrassing secret you’d rather take to the grave than admit to anyone, even your S.O.? Lots of us do and a thread on Ask Reddit has people confessing theirs. It asks, “What’s a secret you’ll never tell your partner, but are willing to tell strangers?” And based on the more than 20-thousand responses, people are ready to reveal theirs to strangers on the Internet.
- “I never paid for her engagement ring. I went to a custom jeweler to have her ring made & it’s a beautiful piece and she loves it dearly, and it certainly wasn’t cheap - appraised and insured for around $10-thousand. I went to pay for it and the jeweler said, ‘don’t worry about it right now, just send me a check.’ For six months, I texted and called, but there was always a reason she couldn’t tell me the amount. After that, I figured I got the ring for free.”
- “Our cat didn’t break the towel rack. I did … pretending to be fighting zombies.”
- “Last night you made fried rice with shrimp. I ate the whole bowl even though it tasted nasty. God it was awful.”
- “I got our toddler out of bed one morning and went to do a sniff test of their butt to see if they had poo’d overnight and when I lifted my child up I stuck their head in the ceiling fan.”
- “It was an accident we met. I thought I was agreeing to see his friend, who was the other guy in the picture.”
- “As a guitarist, my biggest fear is that after I die, my wife will sell my guitars for what I told her I paid for them.”
- “Every time we're playing Yahtzee and she asks "do I have one more roll or was that 3" I always say one more regardless of the truth.”
- “Sometimes I just sit in my car outside work or our apartment for 20 to 30 minutes because I just need some alone time.”
- “When I asked her dad for his blessing I had some liquid courage first and I can’t remember what his response was. Let’s hope it was yes because we’ve been married for over 2 years.”
Source: Reddit